"Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy."

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framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

Anonymous asked:
did you ever get your fake id?

no :( but imma be 21 soon anyway so im not gonna get it but my friend is getting it in a couple weeks.

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

(via shadesandgoldbullets)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via shadesandgoldbullets)

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

(via nishinoyafuckingyuu)

youngblackandvegan:

the pressure on first generation children of immigrants 

to prove that you are indeed proof that parents’ sacrifice was worth it

is something that many Americans will never understand

(via sublime-supreme)